There is a twelve-year-old kid at the haunt whom I have come to call “Michael Jackson”, as from the very first second he sat in my chair, it was “Michael Jackson this” and “Michael Jackson that” and “Do you think Michael Jackson wore makeup?” and on and on and on. I asked him, “So, what’s up with all the Michael Jackson talk?” and he said “Well, I’ve been a fan since I was EIGHT, so like, FOREVER” and I laughed so hard. He also told me that the best part about being twelve is that he can put his arm around girls and they don’t suspect anything. This kid is a laugh riot.
Lol this story totally made my day!
I told him to enjoy it while he can, the girls will catch on soon enough.
…then he squeezed my knee. ಠ_ಠ
What a flirt!
What a flirt!
lulz!
lulz!
I told him to enjoy it while he can, the girls will catch on soon enough.
…then he squeezed my knee. ಠ_ಠ
Lol this story totally made my day!
I’m totally using that line at the strip club.
“It’s ok, I’m twelve. I like Michael Jackson.”
I don’t know how well that would work for you, to be honest!
I don’t know how well that would work for you, to be honest!
I’m totally using that line at the strip club.
“It’s ok, I’m twelve. I like Michael Jackson.”
I think Michael Jackson may have worn a little makeup, but only occasionally 😉
Never a day in his life, you blasphemer!
Never a day in his life, you blasphemer!
I think Michael Jackson may have worn a little makeup, but only occasionally 😉
Or a future child molester.
I dislike all implications of this comment.
I dislike all implications of this comment.
Or a future child molester.
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My handwriting MSPaint skills leave something to be desired. 🙁
My handwriting MSPaint skills leave something to be desired. 🙁
your user icon reads like you’re saying HR HR HR
LOL 4 years is totally forever to a 12 year old.
Cute. I wonder who he is going to be for Halloween.
If I see him on Thursday/Friday, I will ask!
If I see him on Thursday/Friday, I will ask!
Update: He totally went as Michael Jackson.
Update: He totally went as Michael Jackson.
LOL 4 years is totally forever to a 12 year old.
Cute. I wonder who he is going to be for Halloween.
Did I miss a post of the makeup you have done at the haunt?
Nope. It’s rushrushrushrush, I haven’t had any opportunities to take photos. Hell, they provide food for people and I haven’t had any opportunity thus far to EAT.
Nope. It’s rushrushrushrush, I haven’t had any opportunities to take photos. Hell, they provide food for people and I haven’t had any opportunity thus far to EAT.
Did I miss a post of the makeup you have done at the haunt?