Some of these would make great t-shirts.

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I aim to deliver a high-quality experience that includes billionaire ghost mummies having anal sex with a twisty strap-on while wearing tee shirts with gators on them next to a big ol’ dinosaur turd and a snake holding a baseball bat that likes to watch. I’ve got no idea what an ass jesus foal is, however.

2 Comments Some of these would make great t-shirts.

  1. Tonya February 10, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    I’m not sure what an ass jesus foal is, either, but I’d wager one of our friends would be allergic to it.

    1. Mellzah February 11, 2012 at 12:57 am

      I figure no matter what it is, it would leave a mess on the carpet.

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