Nom or Vom: We So Excited


Poll #1741041 Nom or Vom: Syrupy Goodness Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 55

Would you eat this?

View Answers NOM NOM NOM 25 (45.5%)

VOM VOM VOM 30 (54.5%)

Things to consider: gel-like consistency, the fact that you could make an actual root beer or orange float instead

19 Comments Nom or Vom: We So Excited

  1. pretzelcoatl May 13, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    The Orange Crush one looks a lot like Heinz ketchup.

    This could be potentially hazardous.

  2. stationary_jew May 13, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    Both of those make for good Jelly Belly flavors. I don’t see why they wouldn’t be just as good in squeeze-bottle form. Although, putting the vanilla cream in with the Orange Crush seems a bit silly. If you want vanilla, surely that’s going to be what you’re putting this *on*?

  3. captain_slinky May 13, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    Just how gel-ish are they? Gelled enough to use as toothpaste?

  4. scearley May 13, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    completely depends on the ice cream.

    no way i’m eating this stuff on its own.

  5. doctoreon May 13, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    Diabetes be damned! Give me root beer!

  6. darkkatpouncing May 13, 2011 at 6:33 pm


    I voted NOM for the lick test factor. I say lick it at least once to see if you like it. I’m a bit dubious about the orange crush and curious about the rootbeer O_o

  7. whobyfire78 May 13, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    I voted NOM, but I’d rather just make a damn root bear or orange float.

    1. admin May 13, 2011 at 7:18 pm

      Yeah, it’s not so much that I think these would be awful but I’d rather just have the real thing.

    2. whobyfire78 May 13, 2011 at 7:40 pm

      *root BEER, not bear. Hello, freudian slip.

  8. lilysnape May 13, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    And people wonder why diabetes is the new epidemic…hmm.

  9. princessgeek May 13, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    I would eat the root beer one for sure. I don’t really care for the whole “creamsicle” thing in the first place so probably not that one.

  10. badrobot68 May 13, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    I’d try them both, but they’re probably pretty gross.

  11. greyweirdo May 13, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    I’d try it, but it would have to be pretty good for me to keep eating it.

  12. crushedglass May 14, 2011 at 12:20 am

    I’ve tried the root beer one (have some in my fridge right now, in fact!) You can make something that’s probably more like an old fashioned ice cream soda than a root beer float. Vanilla ice cream, syrup, plain seltzer. Since the flavors meld in a particular way, it’s somehow different than a float usually is. I don’t know how to explain it well. But you should definitely try them if you like either of the flavors. I didn’t find it yucky, though there are other flavors I think I’d like more.

  13. photosexual May 14, 2011 at 1:07 am

    Does the phrase “this could gag a maggot on a shit wagon” apply here?

  14. pikefish May 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    if you’re going to go for a creamsicle, I recommend vanilla vodka and orange crush 😀

  15. technophobe1975 May 14, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    Yes, I would try most things, especially if icecream was involved!

  16. thecostumegal May 14, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    If it were Welch’s Strawberry I’d consider, but these…yargh D:

  17. Mark Rhodes July 1, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    When I look at your RSS feed that puts up a ton of trash, is the issue on my personal reader?

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