Nom or Vom: Creamy Ogre Filling Edition

Poll #1565300 Nom or Vom: ‘Creamy Ogre Filling’ Edition Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 41

Would you eat this?

View Answers nom nom nom 5 (12.2%) 

vom vom vom 36 (87.8%)

 

I just…who thought this was a good idea? It’s like they took a twinkie and filled it with green baby shit.

The very first porn movie I ever saw was called ‘Sex Trek’. One of the more memorable moments (ok, the ONLY memorable moment) was when Spock got a blowjob and he came green (after she swished it around in her mouth with some food coloring)…it also kind of looked like this.

How tasty does it look now?

38 Comments Nom or Vom: Creamy Ogre Filling Edition

  1. jessidear84 May 17, 2010 at 6:30 am

    im not a fan of Twinkies to begin with so… this just looks like the impossible happened: the Twinkies went bad. what disease ridden hell lies within the bowels of this preservative stuffed atrocity?

    1. yimmy149 May 17, 2010 at 3:04 pm

      Yeah, I voted VOM because twinkies are nasty regardless of color.

    2. admin May 17, 2010 at 3:30 pm

      I’m also not a fan of twinkies in general but I would much prefer to eat a normal colored one over a green one.

  2. robotdevil May 17, 2010 at 6:50 am

    new fetish

    “hey baby help me cum like spock!”

    1. admin May 17, 2010 at 3:32 pm

      Re: new fetish

      Or like an ogre, whatever tickles your fancy.

      1. robotdevil May 17, 2010 at 6:17 pm

        Re: new fetish

        I already do that.

    1. admin May 17, 2010 at 3:31 pm

      I don’t remember, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a named character.

      1. gldngrrl May 17, 2010 at 6:59 pm

        a red shirt??!

        1. admin May 17, 2010 at 7:04 pm

          It’s hard to be a redshirt when you’re naked. Also, she didn’t die.

          1. gldngrrl May 17, 2010 at 7:10 pm

            wow, surviving Spock’s Jizz! she might have had a red shirt on BEFORE she was naked 😛

  3. lilysnape May 17, 2010 at 11:55 am

    My stomach convulses just looking at this lol.

    1. admin May 17, 2010 at 3:31 pm

      Yeah, when I get that reaction looking at something in a store, I know it’s time for a ‘nom or vom’ post.

  4. suntanmidori May 17, 2010 at 11:58 am

    AHAHAHA! That was the first porn movie I saw, too. Terrible!

    1. admin May 17, 2010 at 3:34 pm

      It was AWFUL. I remember going to rent it with some friends and my boyfriend about the day after I turned 18. I don’t remember a whole lot about it other than thinking “THIS is what the fuss is about?”

  5. whobyfire78 May 17, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Wow. That’s so wrong.

    1. admin May 17, 2010 at 3:35 pm

      SURELY someone in marketing realized ‘creamy ogre filling’ was a bad choice. Surely.

      1. whobyfire78 May 17, 2010 at 3:36 pm

        It is seriously the same colour as the stuff I was hacking out of my pneumonia-infested lungs this past weekend.

        1. admin May 17, 2010 at 3:38 pm

          The first color comparison that has made me want to hurl. Good job! 😀

          1. whobyfire78 May 17, 2010 at 3:41 pm

            The scary part is I’m not even exaggerating.

  6. corellian_sugar May 17, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Mmmm, Twinkies with snot centers. Way to go, Hostess.

    1. admin May 17, 2010 at 3:38 pm

      What about green sprinkles on the top, instead, Hostess? Granted, I probably still wouldn’t eat it if one was offered to me but ‘creamy ogre filling’? :shudder:

  7. cuntress May 17, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    I’m obiviously coming up on week 3 of a diet… I would eat anything by hostess about now.

    1. admin May 17, 2010 at 3:40 pm

      hahahahaha At least go for the ho-ho!

  8. doctoreon May 17, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    I don’t even like regular Twinkies.

    1. admin May 17, 2010 at 3:41 pm

      Yeah, me too, but the green filling adds an extra repulsive touch, I think.

  9. scearley May 17, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    I wouldn’t eat this because it’s tied in with Shrek.

    1. admin May 17, 2010 at 3:39 pm

      Are you principled about tie-ins in general, or specific tie-ins?

      1. scearley May 17, 2010 at 4:58 pm

        Kid’s movie (especially animated) tie-ins.

        I had to think about it, because I had to come up with a reason why I was instantly opposed to this. However, there is no tie-in that would make me more willing to purchase something.

        1. admin May 17, 2010 at 5:14 pm

          The products that tend to be tied-in, though–pastries and candy and sugar cereals and special flavors of soda–are these things that you would buy if they *weren’t* tied in to anything?

          1. scearley May 17, 2010 at 5:25 pm

            Some I might impulse buy, sure.

  10. weaselmom May 17, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    The only thing that could make this worse is if the Twinkies were chocolate. Green stuff oozing out of brown stuff is just… I can’t… I mean…

    1. admin May 17, 2010 at 7:51 pm

      I was just thinking that a dark green twinkie shell would make these even more gross, but brown is also icky. Maybe that’s why the ho-ho didn’t get shrekified.

  11. confusednazgul May 17, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    I think my favorite part is how the green stuff looks a little chunky.

    1. admin May 17, 2010 at 10:02 pm

      Congratulations, you made these even *more* hurltacular!

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