IMPORTANT POLL

 

 

Poll #1335758 Don’t Send In The Clowns Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 24

What do you think the clown’s intentions are with the young, rosy-cheeked, gimpy-armed boy?

pretzelcoatl — Virgin sacrifice. In more ways than one.
scearley — He’s collecting on a bet the tyke made. Teach that kid to bet on the canadians in Ice Dancing…..
stationary_jew — To introduce him to the ways of Gomorrah.
maps_or_guitars — Well, from the look of those arms, not a handjob.
dslartoo — Three words: John Wayne Gacy.
whobyfire78 — anal penetration of course.
crazyfaeriegirl — D: I don’t even want to know. The thought is terrifying.
apestyle — Shuffleboard on the poopdeck.
distance_to_sky — Given the position of that kid’s hand, I can only imagine that trans-dimensional clowns are the newest forces of the NAMBLA occupation of America.
leighhyphenanne — omg raaaaape
watchout5 — Anal Penetration via Full Nelson
mrsamedi — It’s best not to know.
penguinet — He’s herding him away because he doesn’t look happy enough. Unhappy kids go to the reprogramming area.
beachin — It can’t be good. “Come with me, kid.”
faerieburst — He’s checking to make sure sis in the wheelchair is occupied before he drags bro behind a curtain. BAD CLOWN!
mewelke — a reminder that “fist” can be a verb.
uncledisgusting — he is going to take him to “up the arse” corner.

Can you trust a clown that can stand beside you and behind you at the same time?

View Answers Can you you ever trust a clown? 9 (37.5%) 

Just because a grown man wears a death mask made of paint and bends space-time is no reason to not trust him, Mellzah. I’m ashamed of you. 6 (25.0%)

:shudder: Trans-dimensional clowns 9 (37.5%)

THEN. CAME. THE CLOWNS.

View Answers NO! Not the clowns! 14 (63.6%) 

Don’t send in those clowns, they always bring me down. 8 (36.4%)

 

15 Comments IMPORTANT POLL

  1. scearley January 22, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Holy crap IT FINALLY WORKS!

    Criminy. How many times did I reply to this only to get the “post doesn’t exist” page???

    1. admin January 22, 2009 at 8:58 pm

      Sorry, my poll kept not working. :\

      I fail at the internet, which is no suprise, seeing as how I am a ‘cool non-nerd’.

      1. scearley January 22, 2009 at 9:01 pm

        What is going on with the wheelchair kid?

        And more importantly – Is that clown wearing a visor??? I never imagined something could be creepy and douchey at the same time.

        1. stationary_jew January 22, 2009 at 9:10 pm

          I never imagined something could be creepy and douchey at the same time.

          It’s like you’ve never read this journal at all.

          1. admin January 22, 2009 at 9:25 pm

            HAHAHA When I first started making posts, I never would have guessed that my theme would evolve to “Hey, check out this creepy and/or douchey thing I found!”, but I can’t say I’m totally displeased with the outcome.

        2. admin January 22, 2009 at 9:11 pm

          Do you like how the artist (hur hur) made her look extra special by dressing her in short leggings? I dunno if he/she was going for “HEY GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS, I AM A SENSITIVE MULTICULTURAL HANDICAP AWARE ARTEEEST” or what but goddamn.

          I think the clown is wearing a little hat, like a bellboy cap but with a big weird visor on the front.

          1. scearley January 22, 2009 at 9:17 pm

            There’s just so much wrong with the wheelchair thing. Mainly, WHY WOULD THEY PUSH THE CHAIR ON THE ICE?

            Unless, of course, there is a second panel not on display that shows the rere flailing in their chair, stranded alone in the middle of an empty rink.

          2. admin January 22, 2009 at 9:23 pm

            Maybe that’s why gimp arm boy and the clown are watching them–they’re thinking “WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?!”

            This thing just has so many layers of wrong, it’s like an onion made out of trainwreck.

  2. whobyfire78 January 22, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    WTF? Where is that picture exactly? Who would paint something like that?

    1. admin January 22, 2009 at 9:04 pm

      It’s in Seattle Center! There’s a whole SERIES of weird creepy mural-things in there.

      1. whobyfire78 January 22, 2009 at 9:06 pm

        Wierd. You know I never explored Seattle Center much.

        That is soooo fucking creepy.

        1. admin January 22, 2009 at 9:18 pm

          It’s so sad–my first reaction whenever I run across anything like this is “BLOG POST!!!!!!”

          1. whobyfire78 January 22, 2009 at 9:19 pm

            Hahaha. I like the retard-in-wheelchair with that mindless droolish grin.

  3. mschilepepper January 23, 2009 at 7:25 am

    The only clowns I like are rodeo clowns, buddy!

    1. admin January 24, 2009 at 7:24 pm

      The only clown I like is a dead clown.

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