…Festivus pole?

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…Festivus pole?

I’m running a few days behind on stuff I’d meant to post and put off, so let’s start The Postingest Day On Earth with a pole defaced by what has to be the Angriest Person Alive:

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Clearly all written by the same person, evidently on different days. Contender for Angriest Person Alive? Dangerously unstable? Both? Only the pole knows for sure, and it’s not talking.

One thing is likely: this person is out there riding the bus. Yippee!

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17 Comments …Festivus pole?

  1. aquariumspast December 21, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    It’s the way Benjamin Franklin really learned about lightning…

    Obviously, multiple tries were needed…

    1. admin December 21, 2009 at 8:10 pm

      As an offering of thanks, lord, I am giving you these cookies and milk. If you wish me to eat them for you, please give me absolutely no sign. Thy will be done.

  2. scearley December 21, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    CSI THAT MUTHAFUCKER

    I think there’s two people doing that writing. There are two distinct handwriting patterns.

    “Fuck God Da Bitch” and “Fuck God Again Today Da Bitch” is one person, the rest by another.

    1. admin December 21, 2009 at 8:10 pm

      Re: CSI THAT MUTHAFUCKER

      I dunno, the letter u seems pretty consistent between both, not that there’s a ton of room for variation on ‘u’.

      1. scearley December 21, 2009 at 8:16 pm

        Re: CSI THAT MUTHAFUCKER

        The ‘G’/’g’ are different though.
        I was also thinking about height – there doesn’t seem to be any odd letter angles based on reaching/stooping.

        I suggest drawing something against them. Such as “But I happen to enjoy God. :(“

        1. admin December 21, 2009 at 8:19 pm

          Re: CSI THAT MUTHAFUCKER

          Yeah, the G/g thing is unusual, as well as the seemingly sporadic capitalization.

          How about some ‘Jesus loves you’ stickers?

          1. scearley December 21, 2009 at 8:57 pm

            Re: CSI THAT MUTHAFUCKER

            “Confucius say: God’s better than Scientology”

          2. admin December 21, 2009 at 9:05 pm

            Re: CSI THAT MUTHAFUCKER

            Plus there should be at least one “I am neutral on this topic. -Switzerland”

  3. pretzelcoatl December 21, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Initial thoughts:

    1. D:
    2. 🙁
    3. …I wonder what kinds of sexually transmitted diseases gods get. No wonder the Greek pantheon was full of jerks.

    1. admin December 21, 2009 at 8:51 pm

      I’m surprised the populace wasn’t more angry with the gods for just that reason. Who wants god-level STDs?

      Then again, I suppose if you’re mating with gods in the form of geese or bulls or whatever, you pretty much deserve whatever you get, right?

  4. entropic_system December 21, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    Unstable? He seems pretty consistent in his outlook, at least.

    1. admin December 21, 2009 at 8:51 pm

      Yeah, but the ‘again’ indicates that he was expecting the situation to change and it didn’t.

      1. entropic_system December 21, 2009 at 8:54 pm

        I’ll buy that. So is he really tall or is the angle wonky?

        1. admin December 21, 2009 at 9:04 pm

          I would imagine he’s quite tall–it’s not so much a wonky angle as I am pretty damn short at 5’2″.

          1. entropic_system December 21, 2009 at 9:36 pm

            Maybe it’s a pole-climbing monkey? D:

          2. admin December 21, 2009 at 9:39 pm

            Pole-climbing graffito monkeys? It’s the beginning of the end, my friend.

          3. entropic_system December 21, 2009 at 9:41 pm

            Zombie pole-climbing graffito monkeys. Dark times, my friend. Dark times.

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