You’ve been added to the naughty list.

Dear Accoutrements,

Nice to meet you! I must admit, I have been familiar with your business for some time, being that you’re the wholesale supplier of local beloved Seattle store, Archie McPhee. What I didn’t realize is that you must be a fan of mine as you now sell a Cthulhu ornament with a striking resemblance to the ornaments I’ve been selling on Etsy since 2007. That is a dick move, and boy, am I pissed.

Seriously?!? And you have the balls to refer to your products as clever and original?

No love at all,

Mellzah Dildarian

3 Comments You’ve been added to the naughty list.

  1. christopher575 December 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    I’m glad I have one of yours! Need to figure out what to do this year since we aren’t doing a tree.

  2. Celine December 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    Yours are way cooler looking.

  3. Benjamin December 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Glad I have my original. Worth every penny. đŸ˜‰

    Accoutrements, you have some ‘splainin to do.

    As a person with quite a bit of money tied up in your product, I’d like to know if I should continue to support you, or if I can expect more of this behavior in the future.


    Ben Z, Concerned consumer.

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