The Bigfoot Diet: Pork Chops Aplenty!

Anacortes: a town with the world’s second best fish and chips, smoked salmon phone cards, and more Sasquatch paintings than you can shake a stick at. The first Sasquatch came as a surprise. “Stop the car and look at that house!” A Sasquatch bid welcome, while an attack cat warned us to keep our distance and a mermaid floated further off indifferently. We parked the car and found more on our way to a restaurant–a Sasquatch couple, the lady of the pair holding a strategically placed flower. A Sasquatch peddling juice. A Sasquatch clutching a painter’s palette. When we found ourselves in a ceramics-painting coffee shop, what else could have served as our subject?

I began thinking about the lady Sasquatch and her carefully placed flower, and inspiration struck. While my painting skills fall somewhat short of Botticelli’s, my “Birth of Sasquatch” spoon rest will bring a touch of class to my kitchen. After we were finished, we left the pieces with the shop owner to be fired and asked if we needed to leave our names in order to pick them up–he took one look at our subject matter and figured he’d be able to keep them together without any difficulty.

I can’t wait to see them after they’ve been fired. While our masterpieces are not for sale, you can see more Anacortes sasquatch art and buy your own giant sasquatch at the artist Christine Olsen’s website.

3 Comments The Bigfoot Diet: Pork Chops Aplenty!

  1. Tonya December 8, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    I can hardly wait myself. Hell, I’m thinking I have the beginnings of a complete Sasquatch kitchen!
    I believe there’s one of those paint-your-own ceramics places in Redmond. Perhaps we should schedule a Ladies With Warped Artistic Vision day.

  2. Hutchy December 9, 2011 at 2:26 am

    I can’t wait to hear what random people in and out of the cafe thought, seeing them on the shelf. “…”

  3. Johnny Picasso January 26, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    It was tough keeping them on the shelf for pick up. We have pretty big Sasquatch following here in Anacortes. I could have sold them all day long.

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