Stuf that should exist

I was recently excited to hear about the upcoming Oreo triple-stuf as I am an avowed double-stuf fan, and have been known to franken two cookies together to forge a sublime quadruple-stuf. Any more stuf, and I’d have to spend time peeling it off of cookies and my stuf to mouth ratio over time goes down. I thought the triple stuf Oreo would be a gamechanger. An easy sextuple stuf within my grasp!

But NO, Nabisco, you had to go and fuck it up. An Oreo cookie is not TRIPLE stuf if the layering order is cookie, stuf, cookie, stuf, cookie. That’s triple COOKIE, not triple STUF. You’re tripling the part no one wants and ruining the delicate cookie to stuf balance!

I propose we eliminate the cookie and give the people what they want: stuf in a tube.

7 Comments Stuf that should exist

  1. Epiphannie August 2, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    You and I need to polish off a whole box of Oreos together. You get the stuff, and I get the cookies! Yes, my teeth turn black, but it’s worth it.

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  2. g33kgrrl August 3, 2011 at 4:40 am

    My Oreo-eating strategy is:

    – Double-stufs, with a glass of milk
    – Dip the Oreos into the milk until your fingers are too cold to keep doing that
    – Lick/eat the chocolate parts off
    – Put the “stuf” onto a plate or paper towel
    – Repeat until you have a stack of “stuf”
    – EAT, ENJOY.

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    1. Mellzah August 6, 2011 at 12:48 am

      I wholeheartedly approve of this strategy.

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  3. Lady_Ninja August 4, 2011 at 5:36 am

    Ahahaha! I love the picture and tagline!

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    1. Mellzah August 6, 2011 at 12:49 am

      Thank you! 🙂

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  4. Jason August 5, 2011 at 6:39 pm

    I have an overwhelming urge to brush my teeth with stuf at least once!

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  5. Kathy August 21, 2011 at 7:27 am

    well that’s a big rip! glad I didn’t buy any because I would have been very disappointed! I hope you send them a letter about their stuf mistake!

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