AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Looks like I’ve found my ticket to the good life, and yours, too!
Some days you feel like a nut, some days you’re just myspace messaged by one.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Looks like I’ve found my ticket to the good life, and yours, too!
It doesn’t have a picture of his cock.
Which puts him about 3958754 times better than most random contacts from those places.
GO FRED!
~Aramada
No cock, just balls.
I’d like to know where he got that back-drop. It reminds me of the back-drop of my 4th grade school picture…
::pauses to think harder::
Oh god, what if this guy is a 4th grade school teacher? hahahaha.
I’m guessing at one of those picture places where you get all dressed up in a thong with a feather boa.
Your slave looks like Hasselhoff.
Send him on a Wendy’s run.
If I do that, he’ll have to move in slow motion while carrying a boombox blasting the Baywatch theme.
That was super dorky but sweet! I think we should all crash his work.
I’m just not quite sure that I’m cut out to be a dominatrix. I suppose my myspace picture of me kicking a giant statue of Lucky the Leprechaun in his charms is a little misleading.
maybe if you pretend he’s a 14 year old girl on youtube? I bet he’d even wear hip huggers with a thong sticking out if you told him to.
I’m pretty sure he wants me to kick his ass, not kill him.
I could use someone to wash my car, I’ll even call him names while he does it.
let me know.
Swell. How do you feel about little outfits? How committed are you to sparkle motion?
Hey Fred. Fred? Is it?
Well, “Fred”… Do you mind if I call you Fred?
Buy me shit. Kthx, bye
GO FORTH AND PROCURE ME A PS3, SLAVE-BOY.
…I just don’t have the words to express how much this email confused me. Do I send out those ‘hey, I’m looking for a slave boy vibes’?
I can’t say that I’ve picked up on them… but we’re not myspace friends.
YET!
Also, why?
http://www.myspace.com/__leighanne
Added!
Damn yeah.
What the hell?
Freak magnet in action, baby! I even have pulling power THROUGH THE INTERNET.
Isn’t there a switch or something?
…nah I’m just jealous.;)
You will be when I’m rolling in gifts from the Little Slave that Could! 😉
Haha
oh man, see! I knew it! being born a man was a rip off! I never get emails from people wanting to be my slave! I got a bunch of emails telling me I had emails from my worshipper, but it turned out to be penis enlargment spam .. and there were no worshippers :/
also, am I seeing this right? http://pics.livejournal.com/teh_dirty_robot/pic/000qx1fp
That’s a terrible shame that you don’t know what it’s like to have god-like power over someone else’s existence. 🙁
Basically, the monkey flipped her off first, she was left with no choice but to retaliate!
well i have a few years left yet, maybe I’m hanging out in the wrong places, where do you figure slaves spend their free time?
and did you really just blame the monkey?!
From my experience, myspace. I’m guessing that okcupid and the stranger lustlab would be good places to look as well!
I’m not just a wanton monkey-blamer. I’ve got photographic evidence!
Ah, I was kinda kidding, I was more amused by the idea than wanting an actual slave.
And awww, he flipped you guys off because you were picking on him :/
That’s all well and good, because I frankly can’t tell you whether it’s awesome or not to HAVE a slave because I never wrote this guy back.
That monkey is responsible for his own actions–if he’s going to play with fire, he’d best be prepared to get burned.
Poor Monkey 🙁