PSA: Clowns are Evil.

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PSA: Clowns are Evil.

Before I write about an assortment of other things, first a public service announcement:

WARNING! CLOWN LURER in the Laurelhurst area!

What child in his or her right mind would follow a CLOWN anywhere? ESPECIALLY if there’s no candy involved? Everyone knows that in order to get children into a van, you need to lure them with candy. Creepy bastards.

Also, who came up with the title ‘clown lurer’? It sounds more like someone who lures clowns away than a clown who is planning to abduct children.

Lastly, I do children’s parties and whatnot. Do you want my card? I’ve got it over here in my warm van. You can take it home and color it, it’s got a picture of a robot pirate on it.

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18 Comments PSA: Clowns are Evil.

  1. robot_mel April 10, 2006 at 5:09 pm

    I want to color in robot-pirates!

    1. admin April 10, 2006 at 8:23 pm

      Ask and ye shall receive!

      Robot Pirate Card
      1. robot_mel April 11, 2006 at 11:11 am

        BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

  2. storm_dancer April 10, 2006 at 5:12 pm

    A robot pirate?! Neat!

    :: climbs into your van ::

    (Q: What’s the leading cause of pedophilia in America?
    (A: Sexy children.

    1. techsavvy April 10, 2006 at 5:23 pm

      Re: A robot pirate?! Neat!

      I somewhat agree.. Parents should really look at what their kids are wearing nowadays and what image it’s portraying. What 12 year old needs to go out looking like Paris Hilton? Seriously!

      1. storm_dancer April 10, 2006 at 5:45 pm

        Re: A robot pirate?! Neat!

        It’s a joke, actually, but at the same time I do not disagree with your stance.

      2. admin April 10, 2006 at 8:28 pm

        Re: A robot pirate?! Neat!

        I saw a girl at the fabric store yesterday (who couldn’t have been older than 13) wearing super low-cut pants, a thong, a belly shirt, and a face full of makeup. I did a double-take to make sure I wasn’t in Korea. Good god!

        Of course, her mother was dressed exactly the same, so guess where lil’ whore got it from? Yeah.

    2. admin April 10, 2006 at 8:25 pm

      Re: A robot pirate?! Neat!

      :spit-take:

      Awesome. Awesome. That joke is on par with the jokes I’ve got regarding Catholic School Hazing….play some skin-flute for Jesus!

  3. demonlet April 10, 2006 at 5:48 pm

    EVIL!

    OH GOD clown phobia re-emerging

    mommy why did we have to come to the bad circus

    1. admin April 10, 2006 at 8:29 pm

      Re: EVIL!

      Clowns have always scared the hell out of me. They are EVIL.

  4. bellachiara6 April 10, 2006 at 9:23 pm

    and then i started weeping openly.

    can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me… can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me…

    1. admin April 10, 2006 at 10:26 pm

      I had that as a license plate frame when I was in high school. One night, someone followed me across town to Alex’s place to tell me that they loved it, and wanted to know where to get it. I was SO FREAKED OUT.

      1. bellachiara6 April 11, 2006 at 2:39 pm

        yeah, why would someone be like “let’s follow someone, at night, across town. they won’t be terrified!”

        In other words, a terrifying yet hilarious concept:

        https://www.piratpartiet.se/English.aspx

        1. admin April 11, 2006 at 6:34 pm

          I’m totally moving to Sweden and joining the Pirate Party.

          1. bellachiara6 April 11, 2006 at 6:35 pm

            i thought you might. plus the men are sexy.

          2. admin April 11, 2006 at 6:39 pm

            O RLY?

          3. bellachiara6 April 11, 2006 at 6:47 pm

            melissa! they are vikings! what do you think!

            nordic gods of the water! no wonder they want to start a pirate party.

          4. admin April 11, 2006 at 7:00 pm

            How silly of me! O, Hot Viking Man, carry me away to Valhalla!

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