Apparently when Robo-Walt is not busy devouring delicious Cuban children, he’s encouraging his artists and product developers to, ahem, plumb the depths of the human soul and mine the popularity of what is one of the internet’s most infamous photographs. This is then marketed to children. Will the children of tomorrow grow up in a land where anal stretching is not only accepted but EMBRACED? Shudder to think!
Stare intently at Mickey’s brown eye and say cheese!
It really could use a less contented facial expression and more stretching action. Personally speaking, of course.
I like that none of the girls will go in it. Boys love Goatse action instinctively. I can’t believe that at no point during the design and construction of the ride did anybody say, “Hold it guys…don’t you think it looks a bit like you’re climbing into Obelix’s ass?”…or at least, nobody thought that might not be in especially good taste.
It is now my life’s dream to get my picture taken on that ride.
EuroDisney, one suspects?
The French have an awful lot of ‘splaining to do.
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This made my Friday. GOOD WORK, REPORTER.
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I do my best! 😀
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That photo of demonlet freaked me out. I thought, hey I don’t remember ever having a pair of rose coloured specs! It’s like a thinner, longer faced version of me.
creepy.
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You look like Jonny McGovern, you mean!
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The resemblance is striking!
i actually kinda remember the cartoon where that animated pluto image came from. he’s fluffin’ his butt before ploppin’ it down on the nest, like a chicken! i don’t remember why he was acting like a chicken, though…
are there no depths to which the minds of the 12st massive will stoop?
the answer, thank fucking bastard god, is no. huzzah!
Well, now all of a sudden all the innuendo in Kingdom Hearts seems even less out of place.
I’ve not played Kingdom Hearts–do tell!
Well, um, where to begin? The main character has a friend who goes evil but then gets to his senses and helps seal away the main bad guy while being lost in the darkness and there’s definitely a lot of longing for the friend. The main character has a Keyblade which locks and unlocks keyholes… There’s more in the first game, but it’s been a while since I’ve played it.
Now the SECOND game has two characters who pretty obviously have a Special Friendship. One of the characters from the Final Fantasies makes an appearance in teenage form as the head of the Disciplinary Committee (which makes sense in the original game, less so in KHII) and says “Isn’t this ROMANTIC?” when he attacks you with a foam bat. Another character, when you’re investigating weird areas at the beginning of the game, says “The back alleys and tunnels are the sketchiest areas. Let’s check them out!” And the biggest, um, questionable thing? On the title screen, the main character is staring off longingly in the distance with a popsicle in his mouth.
…Granted, this is also Japan’s call on the Disney thing and most of this PROBABLY isn’t intentional. But still.
HAR HAR “Would you like to check out my back alley with your FOAM BAT? Because I think it would totally be romantic!” 😀
Wow, dude, did you just happen to have those other pictures on your hard drive for such an occasion? Perhaps you keep them in c:\pictures\analstretch\disney?
You should see the ones with the little mermaid and snow white. SHOCKING.