Nom or Vom: Well…it IS a vegetable

Today on Nom or Vom, we bring you a pizza currently being offered by Pizza Hut in the UK, decidedly upping the pizza ante: pizza with hot dogs in the crust. No, the Brits cannot be satisfied with mere cheese in their crust–they need encased meat! To make the meld between pizza and hot dog a bit more smooth, they have thoughtfully added a free mustard drizzle and advertised it as such, as though the drizzle itself were a selling point.

Well, maybe it is.

Pros: Even more meat for a meat lover’s pizza, free mustard drizzle, you’ll probably get to eat the whole thing even if you order it for a party Cons: Yes, it’s extra meat, but said extra meat is hot dogs, perhaps these two worlds were never meant to meet, now the US is going to have to sell something even more outrageous in this ever-escalating food war.

Would you eat this?

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5 Comments Nom or Vom: Well…it IS a vegetable

  1. christopher575 April 13, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I already like mustard on pizza, I have no problem with enhancing the crust this way.

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  2. g33kgrrl April 13, 2012 at 11:32 am

    I just made the saddest sad-face upon viewing this.

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  3. Evan April 13, 2012 at 11:34 am

    I am not sure how this could be a nom or vom… I get unbelievably hungry even contemplating such a masterpiece of culinary brilliance

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  4. Holly Folly April 13, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    Oh god oh god no. It’s even more rendered meat products. Now with extra filler.

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  5. Rob April 13, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    “Mustard drizzle” is the new “golden shower”.

    If the crust wasn’t stuffed with lips, assholes and pencil shavings, but instead delicious actual real meat like spicy italian sausage or some such, that could well be the most amazing thing ever. I’d certainly drizzle my mustard on it.

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