55 Comments NOM or VOM: Oh you crazy Canadians!

    1. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:43 am

      Appropriate icon is appropriate!

      1. notlostonme September 15, 2009 at 4:44 am

        I want all girls to drink Clamato and all boys to drink Beefamato and I don’t care if that’s wrong. I WANT THIS.

        1. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:49 am

          I want to live in your world. Except that means I’d have to drink clamato.

          1. notlostonme September 15, 2009 at 4:49 am

            The princesses get to drink liquor instead. We’d be princesses. Trust me on this. There’s no way you’d get any of that mess into my mouth. EVER.

          2. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:51 am

            Ok, I officially like your thinking and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

          3. notlostonme September 15, 2009 at 4:53 am

            You are #1 on my list!
            And I SO SO SO wish I could go shooting 🙁
            Hopefully we can do it again and I can bring Bill with me and I can fire bullets out of him and get rid of all of my underlying rage and such.

          4. admin September 15, 2009 at 5:03 am

            Well, it’s ladies night every Tuesday so if this goes well, there will probably be Ladyfun with Guns nights in the future! But if Le Boyfriend wants to take you shooting for your birthday, you’re of course welcome to join us. We will get you some manner of sparkly tiara to wear while you shoot!

    2. cajoje September 15, 2009 at 4:34 pm

      It is not! It’s fabulous. Especially with vodka.

  1. princessgeek September 15, 2009 at 4:28 am

    It’s nom with vodka.

    1. darkkatpouncing September 15, 2009 at 4:35 am

      hells yeah 🙂

      YUM! I like your thinkin Lady 😉

    2. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:44 am

      I have a feeling with enough vodka, I could get just about anything down my throat-hole.

      Yeah, I said it.

      1. cheeserock September 15, 2009 at 5:11 am

        i have proven this statement with myself. whiskey also works to make things drinkable.

  2. darkkatpouncing September 15, 2009 at 4:29 am

    YES!

    I know I know but I actually like this shit. Spicy is better. MWA HA HA HA!!!!

  3. lemur68 September 15, 2009 at 4:38 am

    I will up the ante with this Latin favorite:

    1. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:47 am

      Oh man, I forgot all about that–I took a picture of it a while back. The mere thought almost made me spew in the aisle.

      WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE MANUFACTURERS?

      1. darkkatpouncing September 15, 2009 at 5:11 am

        Holy craps…

        Oh god…bud & clamato??? Clamato is alright…but…oh noes not even my latin blood super powers can handle THAT. In the name of the Latin blood within I do not claim this. I CAST IT OUT! **run away!** I must now seek sanctuary in some Guinness.

      2. shadowstitch September 15, 2009 at 7:52 am

        Bud….Clam….Tomato… Salt…and Lime.

        Oh god.

        1. stationary_jew September 15, 2009 at 12:19 pm

          Shadow, surely you were present for at least one game session where Aaron was drinking these things? They smell every bit as bad as they sound – which is to say, like something that no one but Aaron would ever willingly consume.

          1. shadowstitch September 15, 2009 at 12:53 pm

            I was not, thank god. Remember it has been some time since I gamed with you guys, at least two and a half years, so I imagine a great many advents came about after I left… Clamato being one I’m quite glad I missed.

            …Though still no one has managed to mail me my dice. XD

          2. admin September 15, 2009 at 3:49 pm

            Just imagining the smell makes my stomach quiver a little. 🙁

          3. scearley September 15, 2009 at 3:59 pm

            These drinks (beer + tomato juice is called a red dog) are popular among the people who drink salty dogs (grapefruit juice, vodka, and salted rim).

      3. zophos September 15, 2009 at 3:15 pm

        It’s not as offensive-tasting as you would think. I mean, it’s not great either, but neither is it immediately vomit-inducing. I found it kind of bland.

        1. admin September 15, 2009 at 3:50 pm

          You, madam, are a True Hero and will be decorated as such when I ascend to the dictatorship.

  4. mschilepepper September 15, 2009 at 4:45 am

    Not just no, but FUCK, NO!

    1. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:51 am

      Unlike sweet corn ice cream, it appears this one is going to be a landslide.

      1. shadowstitch September 15, 2009 at 7:52 am

        Weirdly enough I had a DREAM about Sweet Corn ice cream last night, and I’ve never even heard of it before.

        1. admin September 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm

          Don’t be alarmed, I’m just invading your thoughts. Wait until you see what I’ve got in store for you tonight.

  5. scearley September 15, 2009 at 6:03 am

    I think it was the late Richard Jeni who first pointed out “Someone drank tomato juice and said ‘needs more shellfish.'”

  6. lostsatellite September 15, 2009 at 6:51 am

    okay, I can’t knock Clamato without having tried it…it at least seems intriguing…but Clamato paired with Bud Light sounds absolutely wretched…I feel nauseous just thinking of it…

    1. admin September 15, 2009 at 3:57 pm

      I knock PLENTY of things without having tried them. It’s kind of my thing. 😀

      1. lostsatellite September 15, 2009 at 5:21 pm

        obviously I’m doing it with the Clamato and Bud Light combo 🙂

  7. cheeserock September 15, 2009 at 4:27 am

    this is ONLY appropriate for Bloody Marys.

    1. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:49 am

      Bloody Marys I can mostly do without. Although I like that it tries to disguise itself as a healthy morning beverage.

      1. cheeserock September 15, 2009 at 5:10 am

        i like bloody marys a lot. i also like how they are acceptable as food. 2 for 1 during happy hour, say hello to dinner! of course, the ones that have the pickles and peppers and meat and cheese and so on…

        1. scearley September 15, 2009 at 6:02 am

          The primary advantage with bloody marys is that you can booze it up like a sailor first thing in the morning but nobody thinks you have a problem. This is also true for champagne drinks but they are usually expensive and not readily available on airplanes.

          1. admin September 15, 2009 at 3:48 pm

            Yeah, the bloody mary in the morning is even more acceptable than, say, the lunch cocktail. You start having martinis at lunch and the coworkers are going to start to whisper. But the bloody mary? Perfectly acceptable!

  8. confusednazgul September 15, 2009 at 5:18 am

    No no no. I hate tomatoes. D: But I would probably drink straight clam juice if money was involved.

    1. admin September 15, 2009 at 3:52 pm

      I would probably do a lot of things if money was involved in the right quantities. 😐

  9. whobyfire78 September 15, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    It’s highly Nom with Vodka. It’s called a Bloody Caeasar, yo.

    I always thought it’d be gross until i tried it. And now it’s one of the only cocktails I drink. It IS better spicy, and with extra worcestershire.

    I saw that Chelada the other day in the liquor store; I almost bought it because I just saw the “Clamato” and assumed it was premixed Caesars, since they sell those in Canada and they’re not bad. Budweiser is obviously going for the barrio demographic with that one.

    1. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:00 pm

      See, in Canada they CAN sell premixed Caesars, because of their liquor laws. They also sell the smirnoff 6packs with vodka instead of as a shitty malt beverage.

      1. whobyfire78 September 15, 2009 at 4:03 pm

        Oh wow, I had no idea the liquor laws were different. Reason #564568232.7 why I need to find me a Canadian husband.

        1. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:07 pm

          A Canadian husband or at least a reason to swing by the duty-free shops as often as is reasonably prudent.

  10. cordelia_rose September 15, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    I love bloody marys and red beer is ok, but leave your fish out of my booze plzkthx

    1. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:00 pm

      Your booze is in my fish!

  11. electriclime September 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    OH HELL NO

    My father drinks that shit. I tried it once and almost puked. IT IS WRONG

    1. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:02 pm

      So it pretty much tastes like one would imagine it tastes?

      1. whobyfire78 September 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm

        You really can’t taste the clam. It’s more like a salty tomato juice that’s not pulpy.

        1. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:08 pm

          THAT’S WHAT HE SAID

          sorry.

          1. whobyfire78 September 15, 2009 at 4:10 pm

            I’m so confused.

          2. whobyfire78 September 15, 2009 at 4:11 pm

            OMG. Not.confused.anymore.

            Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

          3. admin September 15, 2009 at 4:19 pm

            I knew you would get it eventually! 😀

      2. electriclime September 15, 2009 at 4:06 pm

        Worse.

        FAR WORSE

  12. poetrix618 September 16, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    VOM, oh so VOM.

    Even without the clam, the cold tomato flavor and fuzzy texture would be enough to gagify me.

    In my world, tomatoes are cooked and preferably hot/warm… or crammed into ketchup. Raw tomatoes are evil.

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