23 Comments Neither of us learn from mistakes

  1. notlostonme September 1, 2010 at 2:53 am

    He is so cute 😐

    1. admin September 1, 2010 at 3:05 am

      His cuteness is a defense mechanism: it keeps me from killing him.

  2. pretzelcoatl September 1, 2010 at 3:05 am

    Yeah, I can just see the “CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN” in his eyes.

    1. admin September 1, 2010 at 3:08 am

      If his laser vision directed at the corn were any more intense, it would have been cooking in my hand!

        1. admin September 1, 2010 at 3:22 am

          With sharks, too! (1:30 in)

          1. pretzelcoatl September 1, 2010 at 4:00 am

            I also realized the looming corn on the cob reminded me of something else.

          2. admin September 1, 2010 at 4:21 am

            Hahahahaha!

  3. captain_slinky September 1, 2010 at 3:23 am

    This is by far THE BEST “Taken Out Of Context Disturbing” post I’ve ever seen!

    1. admin September 1, 2010 at 4:18 am

      Enlighten, disturb, amuse, I feel like I can provide many services for my dear readers.

    2. game_coder September 1, 2010 at 10:17 am

      But in context it’s even more disturbing. Dog almost dies eating corn cob. Cruel master taunts dog with more pain and possible death.

      1. admin September 1, 2010 at 3:27 pm

        He’s the one who was following ME around when I had corn. He’s a stalker dog. 🙁

  4. madamecacoon September 1, 2010 at 4:17 am

    When you’re done, throw the cobs in your neighbor’s pile so he can’t dig them out of the garbage.

    1. admin September 1, 2010 at 4:18 am

      As soon as I was done, I took the garbage out. I didn’t even give him half a second to try and snag one.

  5. bork September 1, 2010 at 4:37 am

    The dog: GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEOHGODOHGODOHGODCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Imagine this in the voice of a Univision soccer announcer announcing a goal for maximum effect.)

    (Perhaps I have been watching too much Spanish soccer lately.)

    (No. There is no such thing as too much Spanish soccer.)

    1. admin September 1, 2010 at 3:29 pm

      hahahahahaha! Adding the Univision announcer voice IS extra funny.

  6. newroticgirl September 1, 2010 at 4:45 am

    Awwwww, poor corn-deprived dog! 😉

    My old dog, Miko, used to love gnawing on corn cobs (I think he liked the butter, really) but he never actually swallowed/ate them.

    1. admin September 1, 2010 at 3:30 pm

      Unfortunately, this dog will swallow anything he gets his mouth on. I don’t know that he even tastes things, he just gulps them down.

  7. ermac September 1, 2010 at 5:03 am

    heeheehee

  8. thecostumegal September 1, 2010 at 3:00 am

    Oh, one of THOSE dogs. Yeah, I think they’re like goldfish. A two second memory.

    One tried to attack a rottweiler I had. The rottweiler of course sent it scuttling. The next day, it was back. Even my rottweiler was like…really? Back for more? REALLY?

    He is cute though. I’d dress him up in a humiliating sweater or one of my dog costumes just to teach him a lesson XD

    1. admin September 1, 2010 at 3:04 am

      As soon as you have that t-rex costume in stock I am allllllll over it.

  9. hodsthorn September 3, 2010 at 12:24 am

    We have a Rat/Jack Terrier mix; shortly after we got her, I experimented to see whether she’d enjoy chewing up a corn cob (my previous dog had occasionally amused herself fetching them). Our pup broke the thing in half, scattered chunks all over the kitchen, got a bunch of kernels on top of her head, and then gnawed the hell out of the cob until I finally got it out of her mouth.

    It was like a produce-based crime scene.

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