Moments in the life of Mellzah

Tonight, I went to the apartment complex gym to work out, and found the entire room was pitch black–a fuse must have popped or something, as repeated flicking of the lightswitch produced no result. One flick, and I could just be incompetent at lightswitch-flicking. Ten flicks, and I could be quite certain that something was indeed amiss. So what does one do when not working out is not an option?

One works out in the near-pitch dark to the eerie glowing lights of the machine display.

One works out in the dark, and on the way out, one walks face first into the stairmaster.

THAT is going to smart for a while. Ironic word choice, I know.

Also, today while taking out the trash at work, my pants fell straight off my ass. I hope and pray no one saw it, but with my luck, someone is likely uploading footage at this very moment to youtube.

50 Comments Moments in the life of Mellzah

  1. pikefish October 14, 2010 at 4:27 am

    wow…you had quite a day! ouchie! and oh dear!

    1. admin October 14, 2010 at 4:32 am

      If you ever see me walking around and I’m NOT injuring myself or otherwise making an ass of myself, you’d best call in the National Guard because the Pod People have invaded.

    2. admin October 14, 2010 at 4:32 am

      If you ever see me walking around and I’m NOT injuring myself or otherwise making an ass of myself, you’d best call in the National Guard because the Pod People have invaded.

  2. pikefish October 14, 2010 at 4:27 am

    wow…you had quite a day! ouchie! and oh dear!

  3. playmoby October 14, 2010 at 4:32 am

    I may have you beat with what happened to me at a club, while in vegas.

    My skirt slithered right off my ass, in the middle of the dance floor. True story.

    It was a good thing I was pretty drunk or otherwise I would have spent the rest of my trip in my hotel room just hiding in shame. lolz.

    1. admin October 14, 2010 at 4:34 am

      HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, you win!

      1. playmoby October 14, 2010 at 4:37 am

        see? I made you feel better!!! 🙂

        1. admin October 14, 2010 at 4:40 am

          I typically don’t feel bad about these sorts of things, I figure at least they’ll make for an entertaining story. 🙂

        2. admin October 14, 2010 at 4:40 am

          I typically don’t feel bad about these sorts of things, I figure at least they’ll make for an entertaining story. 🙂

      2. playmoby October 14, 2010 at 4:37 am

        see? I made you feel better!!! 🙂

    2. admin October 14, 2010 at 4:34 am

      HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, you win!

  4. playmoby October 14, 2010 at 4:32 am

    I may have you beat with what happened to me at a club, while in vegas.

    My skirt slithered right off my ass, in the middle of the dance floor. True story.

    It was a good thing I was pretty drunk or otherwise I would have spent the rest of my trip in my hotel room just hiding in shame. lolz.

  5. notlostonme October 14, 2010 at 4:51 am

    I thought of you today when I was perusing for the best way to take in jeans. I think your mindwaves were reaching out to me or something.

    Also, what kind of a sucker for punishment and extra work (ME) thinks “Hey, I will rip these pants apart and then sew them back together!” instead of “I will spend $5 on a goddamn belt.”?

    1. admin October 14, 2010 at 5:14 am

      If I strap a belt onto these pants, it lumps the excess fabric together and digs into my sides. Ugh.

      1. notlostonme October 14, 2010 at 5:23 am

        AGH uncomfortable! It’s also hard to hide that unless you want to wear a shirt that is super bulky and too big, too. Blah. I think I just hate belts. I wear my pants on my hips (widest point of pudge!), so if I wear a belt with them, it’s just pants falling down with a belt wrapped around them.

        The tutorial I found had the jeans side-ripped all way way down to the upper thigh and then taken in that way, but I think I am too amateur to pull it off without a serger. Good thing donation places pick up jeans so I can buy new ones, I guess.

        I think we just need our own personal tailors 🙁

        1. admin October 14, 2010 at 5:30 am

          Yeah, it’s gross looking, like I’m wearing pleated Mom jeans. I just need to suck it up and get some cheap inbetween pants, I think.

        2. admin October 14, 2010 at 5:30 am

          Yeah, it’s gross looking, like I’m wearing pleated Mom jeans. I just need to suck it up and get some cheap inbetween pants, I think.

      2. notlostonme October 14, 2010 at 5:23 am

        AGH uncomfortable! It’s also hard to hide that unless you want to wear a shirt that is super bulky and too big, too. Blah. I think I just hate belts. I wear my pants on my hips (widest point of pudge!), so if I wear a belt with them, it’s just pants falling down with a belt wrapped around them.

        The tutorial I found had the jeans side-ripped all way way down to the upper thigh and then taken in that way, but I think I am too amateur to pull it off without a serger. Good thing donation places pick up jeans so I can buy new ones, I guess.

        I think we just need our own personal tailors 🙁

    2. admin October 14, 2010 at 5:14 am

      If I strap a belt onto these pants, it lumps the excess fabric together and digs into my sides. Ugh.

  6. notlostonme October 14, 2010 at 4:51 am

    I thought of you today when I was perusing for the best way to take in jeans. I think your mindwaves were reaching out to me or something.

    Also, what kind of a sucker for punishment and extra work (ME) thinks “Hey, I will rip these pants apart and then sew them back together!” instead of “I will spend $5 on a goddamn belt.”?

  7. weaselmom October 14, 2010 at 5:22 am

    First I was all *YAY* and then I was all *GASP* and then I was all *DOH* and now I have to lie down. I hope you recover from it all soon!

    1. admin October 14, 2010 at 5:31 am

      I think *I* have to go lie down, too.

    2. admin October 14, 2010 at 5:31 am

      I think *I* have to go lie down, too.

  8. weaselmom October 14, 2010 at 5:22 am

    First I was all *YAY* and then I was all *GASP* and then I was all *DOH* and now I have to lie down. I hope you recover from it all soon!

    1. admin October 14, 2010 at 4:22 pm

      I’m glad I didn’t break my glasses or I would be SO PISSED.

    2. admin October 14, 2010 at 4:22 pm

      I’m glad I didn’t break my glasses or I would be SO PISSED.

  9. technophobe1975 October 14, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    If your pants fell off they must be too big for you, which means that your gym work is working, even when undertaken in the dark!

    1. admin October 18, 2010 at 4:48 pm

      True! Though it’s strange for me to think about my pants falling off as the success mark. 😉

    2. admin October 18, 2010 at 4:48 pm

      True! Though it’s strange for me to think about my pants falling off as the success mark. 😉

  10. technophobe1975 October 14, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    If your pants fell off they must be too big for you, which means that your gym work is working, even when undertaken in the dark!

  11. bellachiara6 October 14, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    I like how you assume that either a) your neighbors have nothing better to do than film the comings and goings of your complex or b) you are such a celebrity that someone is constantly filming you. 😉

    It’s probably that you have a bunch of perverts in your neighborhood.

    1. admin October 14, 2010 at 2:17 pm

      Mr. DeMilo, I’m ready for my close-up!

      …or not. I’m not THAT conceited, I’m just playing the odds. It happened just out of range of my work’s security cameras, it’s not entirely unlikely that someone else’s caught it.

      1. bellachiara6 October 14, 2010 at 2:19 pm

        Butbutbut… I’m an internet celebrity of sorts! FILM ME!!

        1. admin October 14, 2010 at 2:37 pm

          If someone is going to be filming me, I expect a catered lunch.

          1. bellachiara6 October 14, 2010 at 2:42 pm

            If nothing else, AT THE VERY LEAST a Lunchable.

          2. admin October 14, 2010 at 2:47 pm

            And not the cold ‘pizza’ kind. I refuse. And so help you god if my capri sun straw breaks.

          3. admin October 14, 2010 at 2:47 pm

            And not the cold ‘pizza’ kind. I refuse. And so help you god if my capri sun straw breaks.

          4. bellachiara6 October 14, 2010 at 2:42 pm

            If nothing else, AT THE VERY LEAST a Lunchable.

        2. admin October 14, 2010 at 2:37 pm

          If someone is going to be filming me, I expect a catered lunch.

      2. bellachiara6 October 14, 2010 at 2:19 pm

        Butbutbut… I’m an internet celebrity of sorts! FILM ME!!

    2. admin October 14, 2010 at 2:17 pm

      Mr. DeMilo, I’m ready for my close-up!

      …or not. I’m not THAT conceited, I’m just playing the odds. It happened just out of range of my work’s security cameras, it’s not entirely unlikely that someone else’s caught it.

  12. bellachiara6 October 14, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    I like how you assume that either a) your neighbors have nothing better to do than film the comings and goings of your complex or b) you are such a celebrity that someone is constantly filming you. 😉

    It’s probably that you have a bunch of perverts in your neighborhood.

  13. thecostumegal October 14, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    It’s funny how the post below this on my feed says “Halfcat laughs at your misfortunes”.

    ;P

    1. admin October 14, 2010 at 4:23 pm

      Even the animal kingdom is mocking me now. D:

    2. admin October 14, 2010 at 4:23 pm

      Even the animal kingdom is mocking me now. D:

  14. thecostumegal October 14, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    It’s funny how the post below this on my feed says “Halfcat laughs at your misfortunes”.

    ;P

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