I’m BACK, bitches.

If you were, perhaps, mourning the arrival of this newer, more graceful Mellzah, you will be relieved to know that my streak of non-klutzy activity ended just now when I managed to flip over my manicotti into my lap, soaking my jeans and office carpet with red sauce.

Go me!

2 Comments I’m BACK, bitches.

  1. darwinpolice July 16, 2007 at 8:55 pm

    The kluzty Melissa is all well and good, but I still miss the old blowing-strangers-in-the-alley-behind-a-porn-store-in-the-middle-of-nowhere Melissa!

    1. admin July 16, 2007 at 8:59 pm

      You can’t miss what you’ve never known, boy-o. Go ask your ‘mom’ about it.

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