I wanna put my tender…banana….in a blender

I finally got my blender yesterday! I broke it in this morning, making a slushy alcohol beveragehealthy smoothie. It could be nice, getting up early enough to make a breakfast of sorts and giving myself some time to get ready for work as opposed to the typical ‘hit snooze until I have to rush around in a cyclone of despair, all the while shouting ‘where are my goddamned keys?!?’ and arriving to work looking like a homeless person’ thing I normally do. In my defense, 6am tended to pack more of a punch until just recently, when the sun decided to join the party.

23 Comments I wanna put my tender…banana….in a blender

    1. admin May 16, 2008 at 2:26 pm

      Those glasses were actually given to us by the murderer, because he broke a few of my glasses from the Safe House. 🙁

  1. leighhyphenanne May 16, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Delish!

    My friend and I are going to be crafting tomorrow with our newly acquired olde english templates for GLASS ETCHING OMG!

    We are going to etch cheap wine glasses, beer mugs, cocktail glasses. omgsoghetto. <3

    1. admin May 16, 2008 at 4:11 pm

      ETCHING IS SO MUCH FUN. My 8th grade art teacher had us all etch mirrors–I did a pretty amazing etched rendition of Beavis and Butthead.

        1. admin May 16, 2008 at 4:15 pm

          My roommate has some special glass paint that makes painted glass objects look like stained glass–she does wineglasses with it, mostly. I often wonder if etching AND painting could be done and be awesome, or if it would look like SUPER ghetto trash.

  2. robotdevil May 16, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    I didn’t get past the subject line 🙂

    1. admin May 16, 2008 at 7:29 pm

      Gosh, sometimes a banana is just a banana and not some creepy fear-factor-esque horrorshow.

      1. robotdevil May 16, 2008 at 8:17 pm

        it was not just a banana!

        1. admin May 16, 2008 at 8:28 pm

          You’re right.

          It was an *organic* banana. But only because those were the only ripe ones at QFC last night, not because I’m some kind of hippie. Who the hell wants a bright green banana smoothie?

          1. robotdevil May 16, 2008 at 9:01 pm

            also, your mom liked my bright green banana smoothie last night.

          2. admin May 16, 2008 at 9:20 pm

            Bright green, huh? You should probably get that checked out.

  3. hotshotrobot May 16, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    Dammit.

    After having some greasy-ass pizza for lunch, that fruit smoothie looks AMAZING.

    1. admin May 16, 2008 at 7:28 pm

      It was pretty awesome–a banana with blackberry yogurt and a little milk. 😀 I’m looking forward to using that mango hiding behind the glass.

  4. kindofstrange May 16, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    I’m actually planning to do likewise very soon! I’ve been planning on getting a blender for ages and now pay day is upon me! Oh what things I shall blend!

    1. admin May 16, 2008 at 9:47 pm

      The blending season, she is upon us!

  5. fete_pindon May 16, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    THE WIFETM recently brought home an industrial juicer. we’ve kicked it to death since it arrived. rather marvellous thing it is:

    1. admin May 16, 2008 at 10:03 pm

      That’s super-sleek looking at at the same time, somewhat reminiscent of the fruit fucker.

      Are you making exotic juices or sticking to standard orange/carrot/etc?

      1. fete_pindon May 16, 2008 at 10:16 pm

        we’re indulging in all manner of HOT XXX juicing.

        though apple, lime & fresh ginger is currently my favourite.

        fruit fucker FTW!

  6. loosechanj May 18, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    Am I the only person in the world who designates a “shit from my pockets” spot in their domicile and sticks to it, thus NEVER needing to wonder where their keys are? I think it’s my superpower or something.

    1. admin May 19, 2008 at 12:04 am

      That is certainly not something I do. Oddly enough, it’s just the keys that I have a tendency to misplace–everything else, I know exactly where it is.

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