“I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.”

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“I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.”

I found these beauties at the local Fred Meyer. Now, far be it for me to begrudge anyone some spooky panties on Halloween, but really, the scariest thing about this pair isn’t that there’s a witch on them–it’s that the melted witch-blob is positioned in such a way as to make it look like you’ve had a terrible, terrible accident, perhaps involving Olestra. Who wants to take their pants off in front of someone (especially in low light) knowing they’ve got what looks like slimy turd residue hanging out on their backside? Mmmm, sexy.

No wonder they were half price.

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2 Comments “I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.”

  1. zophos October 30, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    These are the pinnacle of Halloween underpants.

  2. Aisling October 31, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    I should have bought them.

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