17 Comments Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

  1. scearley September 11, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Blended Chi? How transcendental of them! I really need my chakras balanced.

    1. admin September 11, 2009 at 10:23 pm

      I was hoping to feng-shui my guts.

      1. scearley September 11, 2009 at 10:26 pm

        Can-Am pizza has butter chicken pizza. DELICIOUS.

        1. admin September 11, 2009 at 10:29 pm

          Oh man, that sounds awesome.

          1. scearley September 11, 2009 at 10:30 pm

            I think it’s $17 for the large.

            There are a few locations, the one I use is the one conveniently located next to the hot tub place in FW.

  2. electriclime September 11, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Blended Chee!!

    1. admin September 12, 2009 at 12:26 am

      The next time the doctor asks if I am eating vegetables, I will nod and think of shredded beef and blended chee.

    2. ermac September 12, 2009 at 12:50 am

      i clicked to comment to say the same thing! BLENDED CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      1. electriclime September 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm

        I don’t know what it is…but I think I’d buy it.

        1. darwinpolice September 13, 2009 at 6:41 pm

          According to Wikipedia, “the Chee are a fictional race of androids created by the extinct Pemalites, a race of pacifists”

          Good to know.

    1. admin September 12, 2009 at 3:34 am

      Blended friendly androids = vegetables

      1. pretzelcoatl September 12, 2009 at 3:35 am

        I know what I’m going to ask for on my next pizza.

        1. admin September 12, 2009 at 3:50 am

          Whoa, whoa, be careful. With the whole shape-shifting thing, it wouldn’t do if the wrong person saw you put what appeared to be people on your ‘za.

          GARLIC JIMS…IS PEOPLE!

  4. lemur68 September 12, 2009 at 5:55 am

    That thing is just daring people to place really complicated orders. Like, three items on the left, four on the right, and two items on all of it.

    Hey, what if I don’t want toppings on the left or right, but the top or bottom? And what if I want shredded beef on just 1/4 of the pizza?

    These are the questions I don’t ask, because prank calling is a lower form of humor than mimery.

  6. poetrix618 September 16, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    At least they offend in multiple categories: herbs, dairy, fruit, and meat.

    All this list needs is chocolate and cashews.

    And wingnuts (the hardware or rabid political variety — either way).

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