Dildarian the Conqueror

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Dildarian the Conqueror

This work of art by shadowstitch deserved its own post.

In Dildarian, a convoy of menacing rocket vagina alien enemies is attacking the Earth. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: destroy the aliens using Dildarian force. The player controls a defender Dildarian ship (with a special set of joysticks) that moves horizontally across the bottom of the screen, shooting its ‘laser fire’ up into the squadron of multi-colored aliens that hoever within a twinkling black starfield. The Dildarian ship fires at the phalanx up above, out-manuevering the enemy escort ships that break formation to fly down and attack.

Of all the game’s characters, the Dildarian flagship is without a doubt the most ubiquitous, universally beloved by hordes of giggling pre-teens everywhere, though they’d be loath to tell you exactly why.

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12 Comments Dildarian the Conqueror

  1. dclingman July 2, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Oh My! I love it.

    Now try for the Analyx entitled remake of Tempest. Wait for the visual…

    1. admin July 2, 2008 at 6:07 pm

      Quick, someone create the artwork! 😀

  2. dslartoo July 3, 2008 at 12:16 am

    Holy shit, that is AWESOME. AWESOME, I SAY.

    cheers,
    Phil

  3. dslartoo July 3, 2008 at 12:16 am

    Holy shit, that is AWESOME. AWESOME, I SAY.

    cheers,
    Phil

  4. poetrix618 July 2, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    Love the Bally trademark! Inspired.

    1. admin July 2, 2008 at 7:41 pm

      100% of the kudos goes to on that; it brought a wee tear of joy to my eye when he sent me the image last night.

      1. poetrix618 July 2, 2008 at 8:26 pm

        Kudos to shadowstitch!

        I see you’ve changed your profile name. Again, inspired.

        I could go back to my maiden name and we could form a creative partnership: Dildarian and Dyche (pronounced Dyke).

        Even my dad understands why I kept my married name post-divorce. Sad, huh?

        1. admin July 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm

          It sounds like a great dictator name, doesn’t it?

          I think a partnership of Dildarian and Dyche would be probably the greatest partnership of all time. I may have to consult with Nicki and invite you to the board of Arrdor, Inc.

          1. poetrix618 July 2, 2008 at 10:25 pm

            Abshulootly!

            As for board membership, I’m all over that!

            (as long as I don’t have to take the minutes)

          2. poetrix618 July 2, 2008 at 10:25 pm

            Abshulootly!

            As for board membership, I’m all over that!

            (as long as I don’t have to take the minutes)

        2. admin July 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm

          It sounds like a great dictator name, doesn’t it?

          I think a partnership of Dildarian and Dyche would be probably the greatest partnership of all time. I may have to consult with Nicki and invite you to the board of Arrdor, Inc.

      2. poetrix618 July 2, 2008 at 8:26 pm

        Kudos to shadowstitch!

        I see you’ve changed your profile name. Again, inspired.

        I could go back to my maiden name and we could form a creative partnership: Dildarian and Dyche (pronounced Dyke).

        Even my dad understands why I kept my married name post-divorce. Sad, huh?

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