Poll #1248705 Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30
Would you eat this?
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NOM NOM NOM
10 (33.3%)VOM VOM VOM
20 (66.7%)
Nom or Vom: Culinary Culling aka The Nacho Cheeseburger
Nacho cheese + beef? No problem. (though I’d rather dunk than have it spread on the burger.)
Nacho cheese + fast food fried chicken patty? The thought turns my stomach.
Don’t forget the cut up rounds of jalepenos, for an extra taste sensation!
Honestly, the thought of nacho cheese squirting out the sides of a sandwich, be it chicken OR beef, makes me feel nauseated.
If I could sum that up in one word, that would be: HORRRF.
The word I was going for was SPEWWWWWWWCH. Spew + ewww + sandwich= SPEWWWWWWWCH.
I CAN NOT HAS!
Why do you hate America?
The regular reasons. 🙂
I have no choice but to make you pay my homeowner’s association dues now.
Oh… but… But… I WILL NEED TO GET A ROOM MATE!
THAT WILL BE AN EXTRA $150 JUST FOR WATER. YOU SHOWERING WHORE.
But… I’m filthy. I haven’t showered in six days… and I got stung by a bee that you said was really a wasp and then the spray didn’t work, because you got it at safeway…
I don’t have time for this, I have RESERVATIONS for a JOB, kid.
Lulz
Oh crap, leighhyphenanne, I laughed til I cried.
😀 I do what I can.
There is no food in existence not improved by the addition of a molten layer of artificial nacho cheese food product, be they saggy tortillas, razor-sharp hash browns, or even normally unappetizing grease patties.
Yum.
Are you suggesting that nacho cheese posseses the same magical food transformative properties as bacon?
Have you heard of Bacon Salt?
It’s from seattle. 🙂
Babydoll, I own a bottle and I sent a bottle to. 😀
Ah!!! You are amazing. I found it last weekend at Luna Park Cafe. They’ve got it tucked in between the salt and pepper.
I was way impressed at how it makes my world better, just by making my world more bacony.
I’m not just suggesting, I am CONFIRMING.
NACHO CHEESECAKE?
It would be delicious and you know it.
Especially served in a tortilla bowl and a bacon whip topping.
I know no such thing!
Really, the bacon should be baked into the cheesecake to make it more savory in general.
I won’t lie to you
I would totally eat this. Maybe even on purpose.
Re: I won’t lie to you
I might eat it on some kind of food-based dare.
I’m a sucker for jalapeños.
I think the oozy cheese bothers me more than the idea of big chunks of jalepeños.
You could just pretend it’s Tex Mex
Does Tex Mex utilize nacho cheese?
It’s Queso, but yeah, it looks like that. Only it’s usually actual real cheese.
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NOM NOM NOM
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nom nom
Did you rush right out and buy one?
it sounds terrible, and makes me throw up in my mouth a little…. but I am willing to admit that in some late night cheesefood craving stupor it might seem like a good idea. I did just go to cralos o’kelley’s for some nummy cheese dip last night. . . . ok, I probably still would not eat that monstrosity.
I’m pretty sure that sometime after last call, it might seem like a wise idea. Hell, the liquid cheese *might* ease the whole vomit-hangover process.
I have actually tried both. 😀
D:
And no flavor review? No regrets of any kind? Or accolades? The WORLD IS WAITING.
How would you feel about a review ala Youtube? Or I can give a normal text one if you’d like. 🙂
Either one works for me!
To make the review fair, I decided to try them again prior to writing this. I must preference that this my own opinion and that I do infact like spicy food. In fact, I expect my nose to run whenever I eat something that claims to be spicy. If it doesn’t, I feel like it was false advertising. That being said, here’s my review.
For such a nominal fee per sandwich, you can’t expect good quality meat. If you are content with JitB’s meat on the value meal sandwiches, then you won’t be disappointed. With the meat at least. Each sandwich is smothered in spicy nacho cheese sauce and topped with jalapeños. The chicken sandwich works surprisingly better than one would think, seeing as chicken doesn’t really need cheese on top. I think this is due to the fact that it’s almost akin to a buffalo chicken sandwich with the spicy cheese and jalapeños.
The burger however seems to be at a disadvantage. While the nacho cheese sauce works great on the burger, I felt like the jalapeños were just too much.
I can’t imagine that these two sandwiches are marketed for anything other than the later night party crowd with the munchies, much like White Castle. I would encourage anyone to try it if they do like jalapeños and nacho cheese sauce. Just do yourself the favor and keep your expectations really low. You might like it more than you thought you would.
I applaud your culinary bravery, sir!
When you compared the Nacho Cheese sandwiches to White Castle, you made it quite clear that these sandwiches are not for me, as I have found White Castle to be a whole new level of nasty. 😉
I just meant the comparison to White Castle to be referring to being marketed to the vampire crowd. 🙂
! I thought vampires only drank blood, not sliders or chicken rings!
Har har har.
I guess it depends whether or not they have the “Eat Food” merit.
You, sir, have just outnerded me.
They don’t call me Geekus Maximus at the office for nothing. 😀
DO NOT WANT.
Butbutbut…you’re the scab at my hunger strike! What am I going to do now? 🙁
Do anything you like as long as it DOES NOT INVOLVE THIS.
Speaking of which, PAX is coming up again–maybe by the time next year rolls around, you’ll be here for the WENDY’S VALUE MENUE CHALLENGE.
Is that the French spelling, “menue”?
Also, steal this icon.
Yes. Yes it is. *cough*
I believe I will steal that icon!
I’m a vegetarian and that would be gross on tofu.
*shudder* Somehow you’ve taken a bad idea and made it WORSE.
Tofu makes most anything worse.
My first week in Taiwan, my host family took me to eat ‘very special taste’ stinky tofu. I tried SO HARD to be a good exchange student, but try as I might, I couldn’t keep from gagging.
I get that most tofu is not intentionally rotten, but I can’t bring myself to eat it now.
My stomach hurts just looking at it.
I want to know who gets paid for thinking of new fast-food burger toppings, and what his process was for deciding that nacho cheese would be the next logical step!
Oh the heartburn!
I wouldn’t eat this sober.
I wouldn’t eat this *drunk*, which, considering I went home with a guy who tried to play with my FAT while drunk, is saying a lot.