I know what you’re thinking: This is what’s wrong with America. But you’re wrong. This baby is Canada’s fault. Maybe they learned it from watching us, I don’t know. Either way, it’s a sliced chocolate eclair stuffed with a hot dog, covered in whipped cream and sprinkles. I don’t know if it also contains the standard eclair custard, and frankly, I’m not sure it matters.
Pros: You get your meal and your dessert at one low price, it certainly looks…festive, America finally not taking the blame for once
Cons: Might not have eclair custard, might have eclair custard, sweet cream and hot dog intermingling in your mouth