I live to answer your questions. You inquisitive bastards, I salute you!

Why is your comic never funny?
*slap* Next question!

I heard from somewhere that you update every tuesday, thursday and saturday..but that's obviously not true. What's up with that?
     Er, well, you see, Mellzah is what you call a 'budget comic', done in my free time. I do my best to update 3 times a week even if it's not on those days, but sometimes my vigorous schedule of work and laziness just won't allow it. At least you aren't being bombarded with advertising.

Your characters all look pretty similar. How do I know who's who?
     There haven't been many unique characters thus far. If you recognize or think you recognize someone from a past strip, it IS more than likely that person. Also, I draw very poorly.

Well that wraps it up for the FAQ for now-- if you have anything insulting, complimentary or just plain gibberish to say, direct it to admin at mellzah dot com. (Must_protect_email_address_from_spiders!)